The Gaff
Everyone was welcome, but...
A point of pride
There was fun to be had even before we entered the bar.
Me and my matey
Nancy and some dirty old man she picked up :)
And the inside was just as interesting as the outside.
Inside The Gaff
We had to have something to eat before the races. The beer was served in mason jars, the plates were paper, the napkins were paper towels on a roll but the pizza was really good.
Pre race party
The place was fairly empty when we arrived, but the people kept coming and by race time, the arena (the back yard of the bar) was packed.
The excited crowd
The starting line up
Owner of The Gaff and Race Official
The track
End of the track
Timmy, the line judge.
Timmy was hilarious. He was over 3 sheets to the wind and had a hard time remembering which was track one and which was track two. His commentary on the races was limited to "Arrrgh" (a pirate sound) and "Hot rod, hot rod!" Also, easily bribed with beer!
As with any officially sanctioned event, everyone stood for the National Anthem.
Respecting the National Anthem
And then, it was race time! Two sander ran the best two out of three races in an single elimination format. The order of the racers was determined by random draw. Quarter finals, semi-finals and finals also used the best two out of three.
Now, for a blog first, some live video of the racing event!
A racing video
You would not believe how fast some of these belt sanders ran! It was next to impossible to get still pictures. Most of them stopped when hitting the stuffing at the end of the track, but, as in any high-speed racing event, there were a few crashes. Luckily, no one and no sanders were hurt.
I'm sure by this point you are holding your breath to see some of the racers themselves. So, without further ado, I present some of the favorites:
Pussy Power
Boobs Bunny - my personal favorite
The cowboy from Toy Story
The Gaffinator
Total Wreck (top) and Winter Texan
There was the usual pit crews at the starting line:
Pit crew at work
Making necessary adjustments
There was an occasional, unauthorized fraternization with officials,
Winter Texan softening up a judge
And necessary track maintenance.
Track maintenance
Competition was hot and heavy, but at the end of the day, standings were:
THIRD PLACE
Total Wreck
SECOND PLACE
Boobs Bunny
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The Gaffinator!
After the event conclusion, we were all invited to an official meet and greet. I got a picture with the sander and driver that was my favorite.
Me and Boobs Bunny
And so ends another great day on the Grand Adventure!!!!
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